The Sober Robert

The Sober Robert

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The Sober Robert
The Sober Robert
Continuously Sober Since 4/16/1995

Continuously Sober Since 4/16/1995

(That was Easter Sunday 1995 - me and the baby Jesus have a lot in common;-) My Experience. My Beliefs. My Opinions. Real, can't make this stuff up ...

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Mar 14, 2021

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Welcome to The Sober Robert by Robert Alden Cohen. The world according to Robert. This is where I tell stories about what I have been through, both sober and not sober. I grew up in Queens NYC like Harvey Weinstein, Carol Alt, Gary Winnick, Nicki Minaj, Don Rickles, Fran Drescher, and Donald Trump where, as a young teen I was misdiagnosed with a severe Quaalude deficiency which explains why I loved going to Studio 54. People tell me that my perspective is very funny and helpful. So many in fact that I decided to write this column. Expect one every week.

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